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MOTHER NATURE'S PISSED

MOTHER NATURE TO MANKIND: "I'M SERIOUS, GODDAMNIT. YOU'RE STARTING TO PISS ME OFF."

First it seemed like the only problem was the bears, but then the sharks pair up to debut their 'tag team' attacks in which two great whites worked in concert, on two seperate occasions, in two seperate parts of the world, to devour human beings, sending a stronger message than the now seemingly innocent, single-shark attacks of decades past. Then, a little time passes between mother nature's chilling attacks, and just as we start to think we're making some progress in The War On Mother Nature's Terror, a stingray raises the stakes by taking one of ours in a manner that can only be described as highly deviant and freakish.

Their message seems loud and clear: "Hey, listen to this, Mankind. You can have the majority of the land on the planet, and even most shallow portions of the ocean."

No, you listen to us, Mother Nature: "I'm afraid that's just not good enough."

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