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CABLE GUIDE

CABLE GUIDE

By Dan Kennedy

53 – TLC: My Wife, Your House
A 31-year-old computer programmer is swapped for a four-bedroom home in Nashville.

54 – CourtTV: Crime Cam Extreme
Distraught war vet sets runaway on fire (TVPG).

55 – Comedy Central: The Fat White Working Class Latin Comedy Man-Jam 2004.
Live stand up with Tad Rodriguez, Chuck Montoya, Maynard Lopez, and others.

56 –VH1: Celebrity Babies Attack The 80’s
The Babies must attack former star MC Hammer as he tries to live in a rural area.

57 –Lifetime: Heaven on the Rocks
An angel becomes a recovering alcoholic in order to save a journalist.

58 – Starz: Ordinary Shoes
(R) ’98 - Aspiring actress falls in love with athlete and is murdered by computer whiz. (Jud Montgomery, Aimee Langwald)

59 – Max: Erotic City
Real life couples confess erotic fantasies. Sparks, NV. Wilmington, DE.

60 – E! Inside Fabulous Fame Lives Platinum Access
Celebrities discuss elective surgeries and upcoming projects in earnest.

61 – NBC: Hired or Fired?
Fired contestants stage surprise return. Steven stabs family member to prove commitment to Fortune 500 company.

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CELEBRITIES!

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Welcome to ReallySmallTalk's RealTime® Celebrity Tracking! Using internet technology, we're able to tell you if there are celebrities at the 600 block of Broadway, or the intersections of 34th and Park, and 28th and Lexington.

4:40AM Television's Joyce DeWitt is at or near 688 Broadway buying a mannequin, spray paint, and a Nixon mask.

6:44AM Fitness celebrity John Basedow is at 34th and Park, weeping at the bus stop, with pile of snapshots in his lap.

7:00AM No celebrities in any of the areas we're able to monitor.