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Somewhere at a party, the attractive woman pictured below is telling here friends that if they were as attractive as she is, they too could be modeling. When pressed for further details as to how her career is shaping up, she might say, "It's been pretty busy lately. Mostly...fashion...oriented...products. Products for...maintaining a, um, fashionalble appearance, basically." She never quite comes right out and says she's the girl in the SkyMall® ad for a device that removes unwanted body hair.

Modeling...think twice, America.

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