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LESS POPULAR COMMERCIAL JINGLES: TRACK #1

by Dan Kennedy

[Music up: high-energy, inspirational, pop music similar to Coldplay.]

High-energy male voice: "Hey, now..."
High-energy female voice: "Uh huh..."
Both male and female, high energy: "Oh yeah!"

Male and female chorus sings:

All of this living and loving/
Laughin’ and cryin’/
In a modern world.

You need a premium facial tissue/
In a standard plain, non-floral/
container.

American Family Brand/
Premium one-ply/
Gonna dry my eyes.

American Family Brand/
I’ll never buy more expensively packaged/
facial tissue again.

MOTORBIKE HAT!

Ouch. Quit hitting me. It's my motorbike hat. Don't!

Jim Johnson, 7348 W. Illini St., Pheonix, Ariz. 85043 (US); and Shiloh Johnson, 7348 W. Illini St., Phoenix, Ariz. 85043 (US)
Filed on Jul. 15, 2003, as Appl. No. 29/186,495.
Term of patent 14 Years
LOC (8) Cl. 02 - 03
U.S. Cl. D 2—869

The ornamental design for a hat having a motorbike appearance, as shown and described.

TWO DAYS LOS ANGELES

What I can recall of last night's drive:

Maybe the very first Arby’s Roast Beef ever.

That place where Black Flag played, one on the cover of “Get in The Van”

Crispin Glover’s house.

Drug store on La Cienega: Got some water and Advil. Who buys the stuff in here? Has anyone, ever, walked in here and said, “Excuse me, yeah, do you have some baggy tee shirts with two breast pockets and, like, a sad cartoon dog airbrushed on the front? I’m also going to need a statue of a dancer, a huge blueberry scented candle that looks like an urn of ashes, Fiddle Faddle, Pringles, and if you could point me toward the big round tins of tea biscuits and the plastic roses, that would be great.”

OK-
DK