Dan Kennedy Blog Thing: ReallySmallTalk.com

FROM THE PUBLISHER'S NEWSLETTER

The PDF here comes compliments of Algonquin Books. My editor asked me if I would write a straightforward piece about reading or music (my choice) for their Fall newsletter. I agreed on the condition that I would be able to work these three things in:

1.) Nourishing the body with one's own urine.

2.) Middle-aged, first time misdemeanor burnouts stuck in correctional facilities, desperately longing to reverse their mistake.

3.) Malaria pills.

4.) Death, and shortsighted strangers.

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A MOST SOBERING PREMIERE

Went tonight to the New York premiere of the new Michael Moore film "Sicko" at the Ziegfeld. Never having been a huge fan of Michael Moore, I went mostly for the sake of catching up with a friend of mine. Okay, and the oddly pleasurable rush I get from anonymously drinking diet soda garnished with a wedge of complete obscurity next to really wealthy, powerful, famous Hollywood people who are drinking complimentary champagne chilled by diamonds and eating money-stuffed mushrooms warmed by flashbulbs.

While I'm not a huge fan, I've always thought that, almost certainly, Michael Moore is a good guy with his heart in the right place, but the couple of movies of his I've seen left me feeling like the creative license he takes undermines what could have been larger points to his work -- like there was almost a journalistic irresponsibility (albeit in the name of good intentions) that left me with a feeling of, like, "Damn, that's why the conservatives dismiss the left so easily." Although, in fairness, I'd have to say that's a handy/lazy point of view for me to come up with so conveniently, since I think the fundamentalist right and altruistic left piss me off about equally on any given day. Anyway, my point -- and I won't indulge myself any further in making it, I promise -- is this: see this film!

Right, but here I go breaking that promise I just made:

Equal parts absolutely chilling, sobering, heartbreaking, even oddly entertaining at turns without veering into journo-101 stunts. Simple in its power, intelligent, moral, honest and nuanced -- it's work that is bigger than Michael Moore and it is unbelievably stirring and moving to see him in the frame of it, seeming to slowly realize that.

You can honestly count on me to be a pretty sturdy cynic in the most so-called moving moments; a very sober accounting is always running through my head at every turn of anything "designed" to move me -- and I came to this movie ready to find exactly how it was trying to work on me. But, Jesus, the evidence of everyday people just trying to take care of themselves and their loved ones in the bind of what has become the American middle class, so plainly presented -- it put a lump in my throat and an apology in my heart for everything our Grandfathers fought for and what we've somehow let it become.

The message in "Sicko" is even bigger than the subject matter of a failing so-called health care system; I was sitting there struck with this really simple and dumbfounded realization that we've learned to become the kind of people who, for a price (and there is a price -- have you ever received a $50,000 bonus at work? Have you ever received a $100,000 bonus at work? Plus a raise?) will look each other in the eye and deny a policy payment for the ambulance ride from one's head-on automobile collision on the highway on the grounds that one didn't call ahead to the 800 number for pre-approval for an ambulance ride. Or scour your policy looking for a way to deny paying for your chemotherapy even though you were insured and your cancer was not a pre-existing condition.

The compassion and humble decency Michael Moore showed in making this movie is amazing -- especially in a time when the country is filled with powerful wealthy men giving an obscene amount of self-aggrandizing lip service to God and Family Values, while somehow never getting around to doing the kind of work that resembles the influence of either.

And you know, I feel I did my part tonight by not handing Harvey Weinstein a galley of my next book at the after-party then hugging him, weeping, and refusing to let go unless he agreed to make it into a movie.

So, yeah...we all do what we can.

That's my point, really.

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V.I.P. ACCESS

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Look, part of having a high-profile website is getting invited to (trade) magazine parties in (Kingston) New York. So before the email starts flowing in about selling out, just remember that, yes, we've always said we wouldn't start going to magazine parties just because we can, but you know what? I, for one, am not above enjoying some of the rewards of this work. So last night the ReallySmallTalk.com crew rolled into the Retail Showroom Construction Magazine (pre-fashion week) party, and it was everything we've come to expect from RSCM monthly.

Was that Parker Posey standing by the bar on the left if you arrived at around 7:30? No, it was not. She she was 40-60 or so pounds heavier, with short red hair, and whooping cough.

We weren't there five minutes and who should we bump into? That's right, independent contractor Steve Parring who had just wrapped a huge drop-ceiling job for Amcor Armored Vans' southwestern retail division. He was drunker than a poet who had just won an insurance settlement!

The best part of last night's bash was realizing that everyone in our little group is finally at an age where small town aging jocks and those can-do, go-getter type of alpha males don't call us "faggot" anymore when we show up somewhere. And sometimes that's good enough for us. Frankly, realizing this made me feel great! I could've partied (soft drinks only, gave up the drinking years ago) all night.

--DK

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REALLYSMALTALK RETURNS

Gone, really, is the New York theme of the first version of the site. You can still find a link to your left if you scroll down a bit -- click on that anytime you want to go back and check it out. You'll still hear from folks like Adam Wade and Lucy Baker and a few others whom you'll recall from the original ReallySmallTalk v1.0, but mostly it will be some...web log...blogger...

Anyway, this thing, this new version of the site, it's more mobile and low maintnance than the last one, and it can even be updated via cell phone. Right, so...come around semi-daily for the occasional note from the likes of Mr.Wade, some short pieces that don't go to the usual shelf over at McSweeney's, and then also a mildly autistic rash of odd and desperate dispatches from anywhere around town or elsewhere via japanese mobile phone. The next book is hopefully almost done and should come out in 2007 -- thanks for the kind/funny notes in the interim.

In closing, please keep in mind that ReallySmallTalk.com is regrettably still a complete letdown to poets, I'm afraid. Also keep in mind that while the short dispatches I put here on the site will hopefully bring some levity and entertainment to your day -- truth is, I'm only doing this blogging thing so that I can try to grab a half million dollars from a publisher who will maybe see it and want it to be a bog...blog...blogging book. Blogger book?

Anyway, point is, by the time you read this I'll likely have gotten my blookogging offer and will be celebrating by racing a leased Ferrari up the West Side Highway with a pound of cocaine in my back pocket, and wearing a 14 karrat solid gold hat that has a diamond hatband on it. Thanks for making it possible with your site design, Lim.

--Dan Kennedy

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