by Dan Kennedy
[Music up: high-energy, inspirational, pop music similar to Coldplay.]
High-energy male voice: "Hey, now..."
High-energy female voice: "Uh huh..."
Both male and female, high energy: "Oh yeah!"
Male and female chorus sings:
All of this living and loving/
Laughin’ and cryin’/
In a modern world.
You need a premium facial tissue/
In a standard plain, non-floral/
container.
American Family Brand/
Premium one-ply/
Gonna dry my eyes.
American Family Brand/
I’ll never buy more expensively packaged/
facial tissue again.
