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Welcome to ReallySmallTalk's RealTime® Celebrity Tracking! Using internet technology, we're able to tell you if there are celebrities at the 600 block of Broadway, or the intersections of 34th and Park, and 28th and Lexington.
4:40AM Television's Joyce DeWitt is at or near 688 Broadway buying a mannequin, spray paint, and a Nixon mask.
6:44AM Fitness celebrity John Basedow is at 34th and Park, weeping at the bus stop, with pile of snapshots in his lap.
7:00AM No celebrities in any of the areas we're able to monitor.
